Lets just face the facts. When you think about the Olympics, one thing comes to mind, Michael Phelps... But just for a second, lets shift our focus to something a bit more astounding. Although the U.S. is leading everyone in the medal count, the majority of these are bronze. Is this a sign of our nation's athletic prowess, or just a melee of mediocrity. Seriously?
Now, we all know for a fact that winning a medal in the Olympics is a big deal. I would give my little brothers left arm for a chance to simply compete at that level. But in this frenzy of fine-tuned athletic machines known as the human body, anything but medaling is considered a loss.
Now, my competitive nature agrees. And to be completely honest, and as shallow as it is, I could not agree more. Its win or go home U.S.
Now lets look at why we win. It boils down to this:
-Michael Phelps is 81% Jesus
*How else do you explain his buoyancy?
-Nastia and Shawn are in fact Romanian
*Its not called "gym'nice'tics"
-Tyson Gay obviously runs in Nike Pumps
*He is a 5 pump guy...perfect blend of comfort and support!
Find a fault in what is written...excluding Chinese passports(They're 16? Really China?)!
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