Monday, February 23, 2009

Lets Play Catch-Up!

I have officially dropped, and then lost the figurative ball. I have pushed any sort of blogging/writing to the back burner but with some newly found free time, I thought I would catch you (if anyone is reading) back up to speed.

Just A Few Items
-I am still with Amiee (oh boy she's hot!)
-I have finally gotten a new phone!!
-I got a new guitar (oh boy Amiee's hot!)
-I found something that truly upset me (I'll elaborate)

What Is So Upsetting You Ask?
Let me tell you what happened... Well, I was in a dining establishment enjoying a delicious meal. At the end of my meal, I had to excuse myself from the table to go to the restroom. So I venture a walk to the back of the restaurant, open the door and....THERE IT IS! The most truly annoying, stupid thing I've ever seen. What is it? Well, before I come out and tell you. LEt me explain the layout of this restroom.

-No bigger than 8x8
-Nice paint/wallpaper
-trendy sink and sparkling clean mirror
-Not even the smallest amount of smell in the air

Sounds great right? WRONG! What I left out is this....

In this bathroom, stood not a single commode, nay, there was a commode AND a urinal. Whats the big deal with this? Let me itemize it for you!

  1. No stall to separate the two receptacles
  2. They were no more than 3 feet from each other
  3. Both faced the same direction

Not a huge deal you say? Well, WRONG AGAIN! 
It violated the unspoken pact that men have with each other. Urinals in a line, no problem. Rows of toilets (partitions included), not a huge deal. Urinal next to a free standing commode with no divider....You have crossed the line Blue Mint!